Trying to remind myself what a dick feels like...it's been a long time. But this is just a pale imitation of the real thing...
As usual, I exhort you to keep it sane, respectful, and positive. But other than that, please be as filthy and kinky as you like! Please comment instead of just sending DMs. Seeing you make your thoughts public turns me on. In fact, I'll up the ante...I'm unlikely to respond to DMs, but I will reply with a comment to each and every member who comments on this post. Cheers!
No need to thank me now, though. Just drop your drawers and give me a hole to fuck. And then the other hole.
I will give them both a fucking you'll never forget.