London cock seeks new home

There is a large, uncut and very very hard and horny cock looking for a nice hole to snuggle up in during the winter.. very friendly, responds well to being kissed, stroked, and sat upon, though has been known to spit occasionally. House trained, and fully respondant, even friendly to the occasional husband as long as main snuggle home is female. All emails replied to, and fun guaranteed...... well, for the cock at least ;-)