As I was submitting this photo album, I was trying to picture how many guys could possibly be looking at my pictures at the same time... 10 or 20 guys, circled around me as I'm stretched across the picnic table, puttin' on a show. Instead of being showered with roses on a stage, I feel the splatter of baby batter. Check me out, darlin'- I'm a warm, moist, glazed donut with a big hole in the middle.