TO MY RIGHT IS MY DADDY RHOID.
WE HAVE VESTIGIAL GONADS AS A REMINDER THAT WE WERE HUMANS BEFORE WE BECAME TROLLS, SO OUR REPRODUCTION IS BY BUDDING... LIKE YEAST. WHEN WE STOPPED BEING HUMAN WE BECAME BITTER LITTLE TROLL.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE A BROTHER. DADDY SAYS HIS ASSHOLE HAS BEEN ITCHING QUITE AWFUL SO THAT'S A GOOD INDICATION MY LITTLE BROTHER WILL SOON BE HERE.
PLEASE SEND US PLENTY OF PEANUTS BECAUSE WE NEED MORE THAN PUB-FLOOR VOMIT TO LIVE ON.