Some unusual Insertions from a recent play weekend

So, my birthday present this year was mostly her...
She'd been looking at some of my artwork and was dwelling of a sketch of a man penetrating a woman with his sword's hilt, and next thing you know the blades were coming out. Not long after, we were returning from the store and decided to stop at a local park. She got a bit frisky with my car, unfortunately the battery in my camera died after 3 pics. I really wanted a few from outside the car. Ah, there's always next time.,.