Red Crop Top 4/5-Please Don't Be Vulgar

As always, by day 4, the title makes no sense.... ah well, you all are used to it by now I am sure! :-D You can still see it on the floor in the background!

So early on in the shoot Hubby asked me if we had any ribbon in the house. I showed him several rolls of different types of ribbon I had on hand. No, he says.... *Ribbon*! "Ribbon? what about all this is not ribbon darling?" (I am a dressmaker, and have worked many years in fabric shops, it was ALL ribbon). No, like... ( gestures with hands) in... bows!

Ah! The light goes on! So I tell him where they live, because I am not running my sick ass down the stairs to the basement (still muddled from the furnace man) to dig out the collection of bows from the wrapping drawer. And he comes back and starts putting them around me. "Shall I put them on the present then?" since he seems to be taking charge of this.....

NO! They are Chekhov's Gun!.... ..... .... "Really honey? (And I am so sick I am thinking Star Trek....) tell me about that?" And he goes on about the playwright and how if you have a gun on the wall during the play someone has to shoot it in a scene or else why is it there? "Why indeed?"

So this is the scene where he shoots the gun. Enjoy!